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I'm an asshole, just like everyone else.

memelovingfuck:

yesterday in the car my mom said “theres always the one gay twin out of a pair” and my twin brother and I shot a glance at one another because we’re both the gay twin

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195619
Posted
3 weeks ago

yoiplait:

terms for penis you should not use in fics:

  • love stick
  • doinker
  • schlong
  • wankie
  • ding dong
  • 100% all-beef thermometer
  • bologna pony
  • stinky pickle
  • magic wand
  • divine rod
  • love muscle
  • power drill
  • captain winky
  • yogurt slinger
  • DNA rifle 

(via sorry)

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292779
Posted
3 weeks ago
ravesexuall:

literallysame:

this is terrible and so funny at the same time omg imagine sitting with your family at your table for dinner and seeing your dad or mom just start trippin balls 

imagine being the only vegetarian

ravesexuall:

literallysame:

this is terrible and so funny at the same time omg imagine sitting with your family at your table for dinner and seeing your dad or mom just start trippin balls 

imagine being the only vegetarian

(via sm0kahontdatass)

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72163
Posted
3 weeks ago

sharingneedles:

i love birthdays they’re so motivational like if i can manage to keep myself alive for another year ill get money and cake

(via crab-c0ree)

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159248
Posted
2 months ago