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Behind the scenes of American Horror Story: Murder House (2011)

(Source: browneyednoblewar, via deadcoolkids)

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qoven:

Taissa Farmiga as Zoe Benson on the set of American Horror Story: Coven

qoven:

Taissa Farmiga as Zoe Benson on the set of American Horror Story: Coven

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neon-vagina:

bigeisamazing:

ronaldreagay:

laughing cow cheese huh?
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I BET THAT COW WASNT LAUGHING WHEN YOU SLAUGHTERED IT HUH

you don’t kill a cow

to make cheese

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this is literally my favorite

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holmelesswhovian:

i had this teacher and he always used to make this joke;
'where do pencils go on holiday?….pencilvania!'
but 
one lesson we were just reading quietly and he just stood up from marking tests and said 'Oh. My. God. Pennsylvania's a real place.'
then he started laughing so hard he covered his face with both hands and walked out and different teacher had to continue the lesson

(Source: holmeslesswhovian, via orgasm)

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warsquirtle:

Has anybody ever actually gotten salmonella from eating raw cookie dough or are people just trying to stop me from living my life

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nicevagina:

how to hold your ladyfriend.

nicevagina:

how to hold your ladyfriend.

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